Firstly apologies for the potty mouth title. If you were offended, why are you still reading?
I have a small garden and took it upon myself to purchase some suitably small fireworks this year.
Among the usual offenders I have 4 tiny rockets, 2 of which I need Fuck You! Messages for.
I already have a collective effort of David Cameron and Nick Clegg for one, and the bedroom tax for another.
I would have fit the banks on there too but as I said, they are small fireworks.
I am currently open to suggestions. My two favourite will be blown to smithereens tomorrow, explosion therapy if you like.
Have a fantastic and safe night all.